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Summer Course in Copenhagen!!!

Let’s start with Valle and her anglo Spanish style, god helped me during her dressing time, but I promised her to learn some Spanish by our next meeting time.

Confusions were always generated for our French friend, but Jonathon I admitted at the end that you are a naturally born Belgian brain

What shall we do with the Czeck traitor Martin?? What shall we do with the czeck traitor Martin?? Throw him into prague early in the morning.

Geo-tourism might have emerged from the centre of Europe, here comes crying Monika but now smiling all the time .

Cheerful smile turned into tears in eyes, hope my friend  Mateusz from Krakow, you had a great summer time.

Let’s make a cirkul of slow bikers, no matter how slow she is, please welcome future tour-de-france winner Rita from Lisbon.

Coming from Belgium, stealing bike from Copenhagen, breaking law all the time but not drinking beer, don’t you think cedric its a very big crime?

Participants night was  a great surprise, but changing gender at a first moment was not so nice. But I did not mind bearing that torture since finally I want to make all of you smile.

Coming form Milan, but showing true respect to Brazil, Everyone respected Isa’s spirit by dancing with her on samba during the international eve.

Always sending post card, wherever he has been, interested in lecture notes I truely respect his feelings since everything is green, but tell me diego, have you ever surf facebook even in your dream??

James bond will fail, FBI will be defeated, Science will run short of answers but efforts to solve the  mystery behind the secret connection of hand and hair of Rafeala will always be endless.

Born guitarist, passionate photographer with a genuine smile most of the time. Ladies and gentleman please put your hands together for talented Konstantious from Greece.

Cutest in all but crying without any reason, sweetest all the time but troubling google search by an indirect religion.  Made delicious pasta, stefania my dear friend how I can forget your Italian nose without any special reason.

Arrived in Copenhagen without a champagne but brought a great sense of humour and lot of French smile. Thanks for your helping hand buddy  and hope to have this strong friendship Clement for entire life time.

Giving kisses in return of Estonian candies is not a crime, but drinking 40% alcohol sometimes is not at all fine, a sincere request cant you accept flying kisses my dear Railli, the Estonian queen ,during most of the time??.

I lost the bottle of ‘Wednesday’ after a long and sweet night, cristina from cluj-napoca was declared someone’s English pronunciation  teacher that night.

Born in the same country, but might not have the same dream. We may speak different language, but my dear friend Venktesh we both came from the same extreme.

Supported all my decisions, obeyed everything as a true student .Let’s have a closer tie Alex which even Mother Teresa had never thought in her dreams.

Through silent but still a patientfull listener, though teacher on her own but passionate to learn every time. Sorry mam for speedy English style, but Cigdem I will never dare to ask  meaning behind your Turkish name in a funny style.

“Are you single, Sara?” will never be the question from me again, keep smiling always but never try to kill me for the same mistake again and again J

My Belgian friend and partner of the pink love night Pieter the great, Thanks for bearing me all the time but there is no more announcement from me at this stage.

OMG!! Will someone stop Tara from listening Salsa & Serbian music?? I admitted it to be bit annoying but sometime it was completely extreme .

Here comes the model guy chosen by every opposite gender of this stream, sorry my Austrian friend Viktor but I am sacred of 80% storh and burning chocolate even in my dreams

Never found in organisers place, as Ali found his good company in some other room. But whenever called for duty, this Turkish guy never left us alone even during the middle of his dream.

Spider concentration camp was worse then nazis, but why Graziana is not sending Italian mafia’s and polluted pizzas even after going away from this street??

Expert in dancing, looks good when she is angry, quite tall in height is Ivnaka our ukranian friend. Peaceful most of the time but killed me when called Russian when a slip of my tounge and gentle smile made mistake of life time.

Afraid from riding during the Tivoli night, Bojan from Serbia gave us a big surprise.Never ended the best spirit, but tell me during the roller coster why you were so shy??

Last but not the least, Thankful to Patrycja for her massages and smile. You made me alive and became saviour of my life, don’t dare to forget me because I am coming to meet you in a month’s time.

Writer: Ankit Khandelwal( Ex-Mo and now your friend)

Acknowledgement: All the participants, co-organisers and other organisers who made these two weeks as one of the most memorable days of my life.

Its  a conversation between “Doctor and Patient” and most of the time doctor challenging diseases ( in a symbolized way) openly in an operation room (I am afraid you have to assume it). There also exist a third person who is telling patient about the importance of Doctor in between, overall its battle for the contorl of human body between disease and a Docotr. I hope you will enjoy it.

Lucky that you were here not far away from the doctor

So we could create miracle instead of differences

Third person is saying to patient about the importance of doctor

Lucky that doctor doesn’t allow diseases to invade in your terriotory

The lucky fact of doctor’s existence

Oh! Man I can sincerely do the deeds solely

To remove the unconscious , unmeasurable pain of your body

Never ever you will such example fighting god and evil so openly

So many ways to care somebody

Le re lo le lo le

Le ro lo le lo le

Open your eyes and see… I am here to save you

Doctor’s response to disease

Whenever wherever

We are made to fight with each other

I will be here to secure this patient’s future and you will be thrown away from this miniature

And that will be an deal my dear

Your time is over, you are under the toe of my foot

You will never expect this wonder

Mankind always destroy such enemies by shifting gears

You will be thrown out of this miniature

Lucky that my hands not only kill the disease

They spread personal warmth like a good will shower

Lucky that my weapons to cure diseases are so small & efficient

So that you don’t confuse them with nuclear bomb

Lucky that I have strong determination to fight this endless battle

To give aid to people

And these two eyes are for no other

They will see your hasty destination when you will this soul forever

Le re lo le lo le

Le ro lo le lo le

Open your eyes and see… I am here to save you

Whenever wherever

We are made to fight with each other

I will be here to secure this patient’s future and you will be thrown away from this miniature

And that will be an deal my dear

Your time is over, you are under the toe of my foot

You will never expect this wonder

Mankind always destroy such enemies by shifting gears

You will be thrown out of this miniature

Now Doctor to the patient after treatment

Le re lo le lo le

Le ro lo le lo le

We won yet another battle together

Le re lo le lo le lo le

Tell me one more time

That you are feeling conscious and alive

Having pleasant charm in your eyes

Now again doctor to disease

Whenever wherever

We are made to fight with each other

I will be here to secure this patient’s future and you will be thrown away from this miniature

And that will be an deal my dear

Your time is over, you are under the toe of my foot

You will never expect such wonder

You have got mine punishment over and over again

There is nothing left in you to bring fear to mankind

Now you have to go the way I feel

You have got mine punishment over and over again

There is nothing left in you to bring fear to mankind

Now you have to go the way I feel

Written by: Ankit Khandelwal

Acknowledgement: Thanks Arpita Khandelwal for inspiration and many many thanks to Dr. Joby, Dr. Beulah, Dr. Jenny,Dr.Gina, Jason Raymond and all friends from Christian Medical College, Vellore whose names I cant remember now. They all were great source of inspiration too and their company gave lot of unforgetable moments during 4 yeras of my under graduation.

Arse se tha jis pal ka intezzar, aaj khatam hua vo milo lamba kaal,
shubh ghadi hain aaj vo aayi, beauty parlour se saj dhaj kar bahu saas se milne khud aayi,

Hua chandan ke tilak se mastkabhishek or kiya aarati se kiya saas ne bahu ka swagat
or thamai 51 rupees ki muh dikhai bahu ke haath per

apna make up bigadne per bahu bahut hi gussai or uchi awaaz main saas per chillai
“wat is this?” Ye kaisa rewaj hain tumhara, mujhe nahi hain yeah sab pyara
or aaj ke jamane main huh 51 rupaye se bhala kiska hota hain gujara.

bahu ke aiise tevar dekhar saas bahut hi sakpakai per himat karke usne apni buddhi ladai
saas ne gardan uthakar bahu se aankh milai or keha,
“ekyan rupaye to kya ghar ka har jewer bhi hain ab tumhara,
jo mera tha aaj se vo bhi hain tumhara.”

Ghar main freeze ko na pakar bahu phir gussai or gusse se bare lal pile chehre kar saas pe jhalai,
kaisa chalta hain bina freeze or washing machine ke gujara tumhara,
ye maang hain meri chahiye mujhe freeze mehnaga wala or washing machine aisi jo ho padosan ke dil ko bhi jalane wala…

Kehte hain rasoi ek naari ke liye swarg hota hain,
isi ki vajah se vah pure ghar main apna danka baja sakti hain.
Saas ne karai bhau ko is swarg ki ser,
itne purani rasoi ko dekh bahu ka para thanka or uchi awaaj main vah boli.
tumhe kya kya banana aata hain??
is ghar main kaun kya kya khatha hain??
or sabse pehle to yeah batao tumhara beta ek baar main kitni roti khata hain??

Saas ne bhagwan ki murti ke saamne haath jode or man hi man budbudai
meri saas ko na maine kabhi kosa, mere pati ko na kabhi maine sataya,
parantu hai devadidev kaise padne di aapne is bahurhupi pret ki mujh per chahya,
sadhbuddhi de tu isko bhagwan nahi to le legi yeah mere pran

jo tum chahogi vahi sab hoga jo tum kahogi vahi sab banega
aa beth tu aaram se kehkar saas ne bichai cahrapi bahu ke saamne

What is this? ghar main kyun nahi hain sofa or abhi is waqt tum mujhe batao
kya kya dogi tum mujhe meri shaddi main tohfa??

Din bita aa chuki hain chav, le liya remote haath hain ab bitegi mastani shaam
Kunki aa gaya hain kalyug main naya avatar,
har ghar main kar reha hain yeah naye naye vastro, aabshuno ka prachar evem prasar,
per dono ki kushi main padne laga tha bhang
kyunki jab ek ki pasand ho bhajan or dusari ko ho saas bahu ke pechide prasang,
to kaise reh paye honge dono sang sang, kalpana na kar paya us pal ki main itna.

ant karta hoon in panktiyon se apni rachna,
saas bahu ke bhich ka rishta hain saagar se bhi gehra, na khanpaye aap or hum sir isme apna,
Kynuki Saas bhi kabhi bahu thi or bahu bhi kabhi saas banegi.

Writer: Ankit Khandelwal

In Hindi alphabets(हिन्दी अक्षर में)

Arse से था जिस पल का intezzar, आज khatam हुआ वो मिलो लांबा काल,
शुभ घड़ी हैं आज वो aayi, ब्यूटी पार्लर से saj dhaj कर बहू सास से milne khud aayi,

Hua चंदन के तिलक से mastkabhishek या kiya aarati se kiya सास ने बहू का swagat
या thamai 51 रुपये की muh dikhai बहू के हाथ प्रति

बहू को अपना बनाने के प्रति bigadne gussai हाय या UCHI आवाज़ मुख्य सास chillai प्रति बहुत
“वाट है?” ये कैसा तुम्हारा करने rewaj हैं, मुझे नही हैं, हाँ सब प्यारा
या आज के मुख्य jamane हुह 51 rupaye से भला होता हैं kiska गुजरात.

बहू के aiise tevar dekhar सास sakpakai प्रति himat karke usne apni buddhi ladai हाय बहुत
सास gardan uthakar से आँख milai या keha बहू पूर्वोत्तर,
“Ekyan rupaye क्या करने के लिए घर का हर jewer भी अब तुम्हारा करने हैं,
जो मेरा था वो भी आज से तुम्हारा करने हैं. “

मुख्य घर को न pakar बहू या फिर gussai gusse से नंगे लाल chehre ढेर कर सास पे jhalai फ्रीज,
कैसा चलता हैं बीना फ्रीज या धुलाई के गुजरात तुम्हारा करने की मशीन,
ये हैं मेरी माँग chahiye मुझे फ्रीज mehnaga वाला या वॉशिंग मशीन तो ऐसी हो जो के दिल को भी jalane वाला पड़ोसन …

Kehte हैं rasoi ‘एक नारी के लिये स्वर्ग होता हैं,
आईएसआई की vajah se Vah शुद्ध घर मुख्य अपना डंका बाजा Sakti हैं.
सास ने karai bhau की सेवाओं को स्वर्ग है,
itne पुरानी rasoi को देख बहू का पैरा thanka या UCHI awaaj मुख्य Vah बोली.
tumhe क्या क्या केले aata हैं?
घर मुख्य kaun है क्या क्या khatha हैं?
sabse pehle या batao तुम्हारा करने के लिए बीटा Ek हाँ kitni रोटी khata मुख्य Baar हैं?

सास ने भगवान की मूर्ति के हाथ saamne jode या आदमी ही आदमी budbudai
मेरी सास को न मैने कभी kosa, पति को न कभी मैने sataya मात्र,
parantu हाई devadidev kaise padne di chahya प्रति bahurhupi प्रेत की mujh है aapne,
sadhbuddhi डे तू इसको भगवान नही ले legi को मात्र प्राण हाँ

जो tum chahogi vahi सब hoga जो tum kahogi vahi सब बनेगा
आ Beth तू aaram से kehkar सास ने बहू के bichai cahrapi saamne

यह क्या है? घर मुख्य क्यूं नही हैं सोफा या अभी वक्त की तुम मुझे batao है
क्या क्या dogi की तुम मुझे मेरी shaddi मुख्य तोहफा?

दीन bita आ chuki chav हैं, ले लिया दूरस्थ हाथ हैं अब bitegi शाम मस्तानी
Kunki आ गया हैं कलयुग मुख्य नया अवतार,
हर घर कर मुख्य हैं reha हाँ naye naye vastro, aabshuno का प्रचार प्रसार evem,
प्रति dono की kushi मुख्य padne लगा था भांग
सीरियल क्योंकि जब Ek की हो या भजन dusari को हो सास बहू के pechide prasang पसंद,
करने के लिए reh paye होंगे dono kaise गाया गाया, कल्पना न कर हमें दोस्त paya की मुख्य itna.

चींटी panktiyon se apni रचना में karta हूँ,
सास बहू के bhich का रिश्ता हैं सागर से भी गहरा न, आप तो या हम अपना सर isme khanpaye,
Kynuki सास भी कभी बहू थी या बहू सास भी कभी banegi.

लेखक: अंकित खंडेलवाल

I am a girl… just got out my teens..
Who never thought.. how life been.
I want to love.. being with my friends
Enjoying great laughter.. and talking non sense.

I want to fly… just like kites in the sky
Daring to touch the blue skies… ignoring without wings how can I fly
I want to climb those high mountains…without knowing the heights
Dreaming to dive deep into the ocean… keeping all the fear aside

I like to dance in the rain… without caring about cough and cold.
Want to see rainbow…. and experience difference in the colors
I want to go outside… exploring this beautiful earth and meeting charming people
Saying good bye to boundaries… and keeping worries inside

I want to behave like a kid…. Without knowing how much old I am
Sleeping even after the sunrise… keeping alarm on and awaking all the people at the same time
I want to sit on papa’s lap… and remember my childhood days
Finding tears in my eyes… whenever I see any kid gonna cry

I see myself in the mirror…and think like a beauty queen
Want to look like a princess… and dressed like cindrella
I want to be become like Barbie doll… dressing as a princess and searching for the prince
Dreaming about someone day and night… not knowing when he will come and take me out

I want to meet santa clause…without knowing in which birth he will come and meet me so close
Enjoying always… and brining smile on others face.
I want to be like fairy tales… and use their magical powers
Help in nourishing others dream…. And bringing prosperity in everyone’s dream

Written by: Ankit Khandelwal

Special thanks to Arpita Khandelwal for providing idea and first 3 lines  and Sara Diaz for motivating me for bringing it in limelight.